so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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