i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I had to cum in my sink.
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