I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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