belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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