Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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