brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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