Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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