i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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