I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I party with great urgency now.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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