So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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