i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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