You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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