If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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