I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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