Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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