Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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