You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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