before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
