I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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