Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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