my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
do nipples grow back?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
Randomize
