I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
we made out on top of his cat.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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