but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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