how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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