Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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