Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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