He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
is it fun? or sober?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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