well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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