fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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