She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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