I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
worst night to have a conscience
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Randomize