Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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