all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
This is the high leading the old right now
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize