It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
