He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Randomize
