new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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