Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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