It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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