I wish I could teleport
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
