his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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