I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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