I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We are two peas in an std pod
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You should frame my arrest warrant.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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