Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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