Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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