Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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