Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
3pm strippers are depressing
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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