so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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