I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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