if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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