I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
ttyl tear gas
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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