yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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