I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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