so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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